Talk:Magikarp/@comment-99.142.56.104-20110802060814

He is so great his golden body shines like a godly sun Contents [show] LegendEdit Magikarp is the greatest pokemon that ever lived, Arceus is his bitch and he has an army of Gyarados. He began in the center of the universe, once his egg hatched the entire universe created itself for him to live, Arceus just took credit, Magikarp was pimping around his universe when he discovered Arceus was pretending to be the creater, magikarp kicked his ass and now Arceus is his slave and must buy grapes for him and he is made fun of by all people and pokemon, these red fish you see that look like magikarp are just his ships disguised as him in a lesser form. That is the legend of the greatest god to ever live and still living, magikarp. Move SetEdit Level	Move	Type	Cooldown	Power	Duration	Notes Whenever he fucking wants to use it	Super Splash	God	0	 Infinate	up to magikarp	One hit kills every thing, capable of destroying the intire universe Magikarp Can learn any fucking TM he wants EvolutionEdit Magikarp is his evolution. thats right.

LocationEdit Anywhere, he is god.

How to catch MagikarpEdit You can't catch magikarp, are you retarted???? Damage TakenEdit He can't take damage, touching him in atempts to harm him will vaporize you instantly